You really don’t
Do you know how sweaty they get
And if you eat any crackers or things that drop crumbs
Guess where they go
To the pit of sweaty no return
And then you have itchy and sweaty boobs
I’d still like to have boobs like that.
(note, the above anon is not me.)
You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago.
imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along
and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused
IT’S BEEN TWO DAYS